Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How naked do you want me to be?
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