Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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