I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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