Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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