I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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