Betty ford says i'm here all night
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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