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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?

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  humiliate her

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?

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  I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  it was average length and chubby

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  so kinda like him?

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  now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.

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  I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?

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• (562): View more from California

  I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs

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  the cheaper the better

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy

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