your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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