I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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