that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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