Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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