No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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