ugly people sure do ruin things
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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