He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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