I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
try to milk me bitch
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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