He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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