If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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