Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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