how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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