I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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