did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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