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The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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