hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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