I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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