:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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