ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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