He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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