is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
