This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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