There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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