So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
