So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
