I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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