Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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