I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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