legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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