i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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