Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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