One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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