Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It's blow job season.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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