Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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