I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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