I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i just made my gag reflex go away.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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