Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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