do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
