I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
tell me about the eggs
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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