I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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