love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
