We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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