hell yes lets make some ravioli
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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