Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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