thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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