Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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