On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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