I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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