ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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