I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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