I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Too much gin, very little bucket
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Two words: nipple clamps
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